Apply · Some · Pressure

Thats it, i am completely FED UP, of people twisting what i say, or getting involved in my buisness, or listening into my private conversations and bullshitting it around to everyone. Serisouly, Im telling you to GET A FUCKING GRIP OF YOUR LIFE. Get a life of your own and stop poking around in mine.

I mean, come one. Dont you have anything better to do than twist what i say and pass it on? Its pathetic really, it is. I would name names, but youre really not worth mentioning, you dont deserve to be recognised as part of my life. Grow the fuck up, and die.


Anyway, that over with, at the moment, i'm not very. . . how do i put it. Ok i cant think of a word, but im not very happy, with anything. I know what im about to say is going to sound REALLY cliché and pathetic, but everyone else seems to be really happy in relationships, and i mean, I can just never seen to be able to hold a decent one up. And yeah, i know i was pretty hung up all year on Luke (which was never going to work) but i liked the idea of it, but, i can never seem to get involved with someone in that way, but my standards are SO high.

This isn't just in a physical way, I just get pissed off with people so easily, and it takes me ages to get over it, and by then, they've moved on. This is the way it has always worked. So, im going to try and change things, settle with what i can get. As opposed to aim alot higher than i can reach (LOL.

Erg, I'll have probably perked up by tomorrow. I hope.

I got a new LiveJournal. This probably makes me a big fat gay. But who cares really.

Ellie has weird eyes and they are most likely going to fall out/disolve pretty soon. This will be pretty unfortunate, but sadly, it is inevitable. She also has bigger hands than me, this makes her abit of a freak in general. Ideally, she should join the circus. I think it would be the prefect career move for her. She will become world known as "the girl with larger hands than Alice" and she will appear in celebrity magazines such as 'heat' and 'hello' and quite possible 'cosmo girl'. All of the papperazzi will try and get close-ups of her hands, only to find, that they are actually, i normal size, and it is I who has SMALL hands.

Then everyone will kill her because shes has been 'faking' being a freak. And no one will like her. And i will become world famously known as ' the girl who sussed out Ellie the freak', and i will appear in celebrity magazine such as 'heat' and 'hello', but deffinately not 'cosmo girl' because jippos read it, and im not a fan of jippos.

My life is amazing. And ellie is blind, this gives me a good reason to give her grief, but she wont be able to cry because she'll have no eyes, which will be funny to laugh at. And everyone will point at her because she is differently abled. And she will have a guide dog, and it will smell really bad. So then Ellie will be known as 'The blind girl with the smelly dog'. But she wont appear in any magazines because thats not really a good story.

Unless the Sun interview her, then she will just be classed as a PLEB and i will never talk to her again.


That is all.